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Star Kids Origins Chapter 5 Alternate Ending

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Meanwhile in an unknown area, the koopalings were sitting down. “That lousy Link,” said Roy, “He’s lucky I can still sit on my butt.” He had scars on his butt. Larry laughed. “This isn’t funny Larry,” said Roy. He kept laughing. “Shut up!” he said. He kept laughing. “THAT’S IT!!!” he said. He tackled him and they started fighting. “Will you two stop fighting?!” said Wendy. “He started it,” said Roy, “But you’re right. Its no wonder why we’re om the low level of supreme.” “I hate low levels,” said Wendy, “If it weren’t for those humans, we’d be ruling the earth.” “Man I hate humans,” said Roy, “They’re so pushy.” “And crazy,” said Wendy. “And stinky,” said Roy. “And man are they,” said Wendy. “UUUUUUUUUGLY!” said Roy and Wendy. They were all laughing. “Surely we humans aren’t all that bad,” said a voice. It was Johnson.  “Oh Johnson, its just you,” said Roy, “We were afraid you were someone important.” “I see,” said Johnson. “But you’re not like the others,” said Wendy, “You’re our pal.” “Charmed,” said Johnson.

“You have any food for us?” asked Wendy. He pulled out a piece of meat. “I’m not sure if I should give this to you,” said Johnson, “I practically lured that boy over to your world and you couldn’t even dispose of him.” He threw it down and they started eating it. “Well, it wasn’t like they were alone,” said Roy. “They went over to Orphan Town,” said Wendy, “Koopalings aren’t allowed there. That’s where King Ike lives and if he sees us we’re dead.” “So?” said Johnson. “So what are we supposed to do?” asked Roy, “Kill him?” “Exactly,” said Johnson. He stepped down.

Br Prepared from Lion King
Johnson: I never thought Koopalings essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a dinosaur's backside
But thick as you are.... PAY ATTENTION!
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer

Roy: And where do we feature?
Johnson: Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And in justice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

Oh we’ll be prepared,” said Roy, “What are we preparing for?” “For the death of King Ike,” said Johnson. “Is he sick?” asked Roy. “No you fool, we’re gonna kill him, and Nicholas too,” said Johnson. “Great idea,” said Wendy, “Who needs a king?” “There will be a new king,” said Johnson, “I will be their new king and turn Orphan Town into a business and force the children to become my slaves. Stick with me and you’ll never go hungry again.” They cheered. Johnson got a spell and made more koopalings.

Koopalings: It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored

Johnson: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!

He created one more koopaling. “Behold your new leader. A giant koopaling with a green shell with spikes all over the shell awoke. “Its alive!” said Johnson, “Rise Bowser!” He rose up and the koopalings bowed to him. He created a costume based on the grim reaper and a new mask. “The time has come for the new ruler of Orphan Town to rise,” he said as he put on the mask, “You will call me… The Reaper!”  He rose up to the top of the crowd.

Johnson: So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning tenacity spanning
Decades of denial is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared-
Be prepared!

Johnson and Koopalings: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared-
Be prepared!
For those who saw the lyrics in Star Kids Origins Chapter 5 and saw the reference to the song. I actually got Johnson's sneaky and evil ways from Scar
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Aariquaa9000's avatar
XD Uncle Johnson really does seem like the Drama Queen of singing his evil deeds.